worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

(Source: hotpuppies, via asian)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via braydaaan)

jerkidiot:

has anyone ever seen a volcano entered in a science fair or is that just a myth from tv and movies

(via suspend)

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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(via aro-jolras)